Lovely Lady Lump (3 stars)

This article is from 2016

Lovely Lady Lump

credit: Colin Page

Australian comic tells breast cancer where to go

This hour from the charming Lana Schwarcz is part stand-up, part group therapy as it sticks two fingers up to breast cancer. Thanks to a throwaway comment from a stranger she met while walking her dog – an 'angel', she calls her – Aussie puppeteer Schwarcz was spurred on to get a mammogram, which revealed a malignant tumour in her left boob. Mercifully, they caught it early and she survived with Lovely Lady Lump her go at a comical unloading of that difficult period in her life.

Schwarcz is delightful, bravely bringing the audience into her world of doctor appointments and radiation therapy, seguing between tit-baring re-enactments of hospital sessions and straight up stand-up. Her jokes don't always land, and she occasionally dips into over-explaining when lines don't get the laughs she's expecting, but there are some stand-out comedic moments, including a gleefully gory take on her post-diagnosis nightmares.

Lovely Lady Lump is strongest in its cathartic, light-hearted takedown of a tragic disease. Schwarcz doesn't shy away from the personal dimensions of her show, acutely aware that some punters will relate to this story through first-hand experience. There's more than a few teary eyes at the end, but plenty of smiles too.

Gilded Balloon Teviot, until 29 Aug (not 15), 4pm, £10–£12 (£9–£11).

Lovely Lady Lump

  • 3 stars

Lana Schwarcz 'Let me start by telling you I’m ok. I’m just in a small situation involving a pesky cancer tumour in my left nork, but I’m not dying and I’m the luckiest person in the entire world. Cos f ck cancer, man. F ck cancer.' Jokes, truths, and one or two poignant bits from a Melbourne comic who survived breast…