This article is from 2010.
Some show titles require little comment when they are so horribly apt. For an hour which bounds around at breakneck speeds, as Simmons contemplates the things he loves and hates in life, its heart and soul is somewhat lacklustre. Taking part in a quiz-show style analysis of his life, Simmons offers little comedic retort to his interrogator before leaping into yet another ludicrous semi-musical routine. The title: Fail.
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