Like being beaten with a roll of toilet paper
This article is from 2010.
‘I have nothing for you,’ states Bird at the opening of his act, in disappointingly prophetic fashion. The next hour drags on with reasons why he isn’t a ‘lad’ and the funny things his wife says. Like being beaten with a roll of toilet paper, Bird is harmless enough but it’s probably not how you would choose to spend your evening.
Pleasance Dome, 556 6550, until 29 Aug (not 17), 8.45pm, £8–£9.50 (£7–£8.50).