Heroes @ The Hive

Pay What You Want. An hour of stand-up split between two uniquely talented newcomers. Adam Hess (Chortle Best Newcomer nominee 2013, Chortle Student Champion 2011) provides the energetic one-liners and stories that he has become known for on the circuit. Musical comedian David Elms (Chortle finalist 2012) balances out…

Pay-What-You-Want / Ali Brice - Adam Larter. These two comedians have written a show for you. Crafted with love and performed with wild eyes and minimal dignity. You already know too much. '…disorganised genius' ★★★★ (Skinny, 2011 and 2012). www.Pay-What-You-Want.info. Ages 18+.

Adam Oliver and Zuma Puma are Almond Roca. Adam Oliver and Zuma Puma lead you on an epic journey. Witness sacred comedy of almonds unfolding in surreal, super-fun and insanely entertaining love festival. The Lost Cabaret. Find it. 'An absolute blast!' ★★★★ (ThreeWeeks). www.pay-what-you-want.info. Ages 18+.

Chris 'The one you love to love' Dangerfield. After the critically acclaimed success of last year's Sex Tourist, I'm still looking for love in all the 'wong' places. This time in my home town, Soho. I went to find myself, found it, didn't like it, and spent a fortune. It was a dirty unpleasant job, but I did it for…

Pay What You Want / Darren Walsh. Join official giant Darren Walsh (a runner up in The Hackney New Act of the Year, The Laughing Horse New Act) for a half-hour of puns, surreal nonsense and clowning with technology. Darren's silly happy-go-lucky style combines gags and snippets of daft songs. 'Walsh is all set to…

Pay What You Want / David Mills. Two parts Dave Allen to one part Rev. Billy Graham makes David Mills and explosive comedic personality. In the Gospel Truth, Mills is possessed by the spirit for a hilarious comedy revival meeting. Expect droll, stylish stand-up and inspirational rants. Mills dissects celebrity…

Pay-What-You-Want. Imagine Laurel and Hardy on Bovril. Now imagine your mind being set on fire. Now imagine Laurel eating Hardy. Now imagine extinguishing your mind. Good. What you just imagined was tedious and grey compared to Ellis & Rose's brand new show. Expect to see: tasteless meat products, colours, vocal…

Karl Schultz / Pay What You Want. This definitely should be the first character-based show to be filmed by drone. Matthew Kelly, star of the Shenzhen Festival, Pastor Kofi, of Mecca Bingo 3:16 and Matty Kelly, bored pub landlord, have come together to stage the Titanic of all weddings. Think Nelson Mandela personally…

Lach / Pay-What-You-Want. Songs, stories and comedy from the legendary star of BBC Radio 4's new series The Lach Chronicles. True tales of testing acid for the mob, beating Joey Ramone in a moshing contest, being saluted by Kiss and loved by Dylan. 'Roots of modern songwriting: Dylan, Barrett, Drake and Lach!' ★★★★…

Pay What You Want / Lewis Schaffer. All new for 2013. New York comic in free show, or buy a ticket to guarantee entry. Unique comedy event. 'An hour with Lewis Schaffer is an hilarious, cathartic, exhilaratingly appalling experience.' ★★★★ (Kate Copstick,  Scotsman). Lewis Schaffer claims his place as the best comic in…

Pay What You Want / Bob's Bookshop Buy Phil's Book. Imagine what you'd get up to if your job was telling tales of what you'd been getting up to, hell-bent on following your nose and flowing with the go: spine-tapping mainline brain time, never-ending anecdotal shit storm. Running with revolutionaries in Caracas.

Sanderson Jones & Pippa Evans. The founders of the Sunday Assembly unleash an interactive, digital, improv, atheist church service spectacular. Pippa Evans: Best Newcomer Nominee, if.comedy, 2008. Sanderson Jones: 'Mind blowing' ★★★★★ (Scotsman). Ages 16+.

Tom Binns / Pay What You Want. Tom Binns aka psychic Ian D Montfort does hospital DJ Ivan Brackenbury, other characters and stories. Edinburgh award nominee, Chortle Award nominee and featured in 50 most memorable gigs of the decade. 'Special in every sense of the word' (Scotsman). 'For simple laugh 'til you ache…

Pay What You Want. Join the embittered Lord Sir Julian Chappes, creator of everyone's third favourite period drama, as he introduces a 45 minute improvised episode of his lost classic, created entirely from your suggestions. Includes Funny Women 2012 finalist Viv Groskop ('Brilliant', Jo Brand), award-winning writer…