Wilfredo: Erecto!

Wild-eyed and unutterably creepy, Wilfredo is a bizarre, unlikeable cabaret character, hell-bent on performing a cruise ship act, during which he sings (and drools), recites poetry (and drools) and tries his best with the ladies (while drooling). He’s vaguely funny on audience interaction, but this is a strange show best enjoyed very drunk.

Underbelly, 0844 545 8252, until 28 Aug, 11.30pm, £9–£10.50 (£8–£9.50).