Vikki Stone & The Flashbacks: Big Neon Letters

Effervescent musical comic Stone is desperate to be on TV. She’s been there before on embarrassing adverts and Blue Peter, but she craves the studio lights, if only to get close to her teenage crush Phillip Schofield. In a bruising encounter she emits zero chemistry with the drummer and guitarist who comprise backing band The Flashbacks, but offers an array of sonic odes to her cat Billy and ABBA.

Gilded Balloon Teviot, 622 6552, until 28 Aug, 11pm, £9.50–£10.50 (£8.50–£9.50).