Shane and Eddie: Picking up the Pieces

This avant-garde performance possibly follows an obnoxious couple’s attempts to live like plebs. However, it’s difficult to be sure and impossible to care. It must be scripted because the duo have a great knack of not speaking over each other, though the overall effect is of being screamed at by other people’s children in a room descending into hell. Beyond redemption, this is a 50-minute nightmare.

The Store, 556 5375, until 28 Aug, 9.20pm, £7.50–£8.50.