The Phoenix: A Failure on a Mission

If Tania Edwards read the phone book aloud, it would probably be a very sarcastic, absurd and over-animated thing of wonder. The 30-year-old seems born to perform, but would probably thrive on more envelope-pushing material (as opposed to everyday failed loves, lager drinking and her ‘high-maintenance little bastard’ goldfish) to really springboard her daft sense of humour into orbit.

The Caves, 556 5375, until 28 Aug, 6.40pm, £7-£9 (£6-£8).