Greg Behrendt

This is the American comedian's UK debut and comes on the back of his co-writing success with He's Just Not That Into You. Behrendt describes the gig as like a date where he'll 'talk about himself without listening to you'. While he's overflowing with confidence, with such predictable material, we probably wouldn't be calling him back.

Assembly Rooms, 623 3030, until 31 Aug, 7.40pm, £12-£13 (£11-£12).