George in the Dragon’s Den

The tale of St George is brought into the 21st century as the eponymous hero becomes an illegal Polish worker and the dragon a greedy banker. Performed entirely in verse, the spoken word dominates and confuses, while attempts at creating a ‘tongue-in-cheek’ performance fall flat.

Zoo Southside, 662 6892, until 31 Aug, 1pm, £6.50–£8 (£5).